Hi everyone! My name is Sonya. I am 27 years old, thick af, my hair changes colors a lot and I lack emotional maturity and an “adult lifestyle”-When I say the word “adult” here I’m not referring to its use to describe all things related to sex, as I have a lot of that and it’s primarily the filthy kind;I’m more talking about my inability to sleep at nighttime, or stay awake during the day; my refusal to get a normal 9-5 job; and the fact that I’m not even anywhere near considering the idea of getting married or having kids.In fact, just writing that sentence made me want to dive headfirst into comfortable sweatpants, a fatty blunt… object…(obviously… what did u think I meant?! drugs r bad mmkay?), and 10 consecutive episodes of Rick & Morty in bed, while ignoring anyone who calls me that I don’t want to fuck.